Видеофото из Новой Зеландии, Китая, Непала и Вьетнама


Самое популярное видео на сегодня, в день его просматривают больше 100 человек.

Здесь в Окленде ночью было +4°C, что невыносимо холодно. Утром в главной комнате, где я живу, готовлю еду и периодически работаю, градусник показывал +12°C. Кошмар, не так ли? Тем, кто удивлён сим фактом, предлагаю ещё раз обратиться к посту «Мифы о Новой Зеландии».

Сегодня будет лёгкий пост, без трёх Великих тем: «Россия говно», «Бога нет», «ипотека для лохов». К ним я вернусь как только снова наболит — а пока всё хорошо, всё славно.

В то время как мы тут в бедной, холодной, страшно далёкой стране на отшибе мёрзнем, предлагаю посмотреть на видео, которые я собрал из фотографий разных лет и мест.

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RedBull Racing of Homemade Vehicles, part 2, 2011

In my opinion, it was the best contender, and when he was racing down he was sitting at the office desk.

At the last weekend I took my portrait lens and went to an amateur racing which had been sponsored by the RedBull company. The post is continued with about twenty photos with comments.

That is a positive legionary in gay bright garments who raced in a chariot drawn, for some reason, by a lion. As the saying is, “WTF?”. 

Bamboo panda #22. Everybody likes pandas, even a strict (to a considerable extent) jury of this stupid contest.

Go, greens! The guy gathered his vehicle out of refuse bins of common use.

Circus format. A colored old guy with funny mustache was far from showing the best  results in the racing but he was a pretty fun for the spectators amused by his appearance and music.

A thoughtful youngster with an unwashed hair and in round glasses. I am almost sure he makes verses after working in a supermarket. 

There were really a lot of people with telephotos and other photographic jerking. You people buy equipment costing thousands dollars for such “big” and “important” events.  The density for the semi(-)professional series of Canon reflex cameras reached the values being very high.

An unfastened button, a rosy back, red earrings and an islander’s neck.

Down-racing feet first in a white slipper. Obviously, here they don’t coffin in white slippers.

For some people any festival is a reason to wear a fancy dress. That is how these pirates get there.

People were constantly moving along the racing route. Some of them were directing at the start place to see dancing and DJ s. Others did the opposite by going to the finish to have a good look at the vehicles. Many of people thought the way through the forest to be the shortest and most comfortable way.

Dedicated to the Cosmonauts Day. The racing car of the USSR fan was the nicest but the racing was far from nice, in fact it was the worst one. All the racing way his vehicle was being pushed by a technical assistance car. It is a pity, the lap could be showy. The day before, the guy was said to be forced to make his rocket over because it was overbalanced. One can see a small toy dog under a bell glass in the front part of the vehicle. One of children standing at the finish said to his Dad, “ Gosh, I thought it to be real!” I didn’t think that way but still believe that the device made by the guys from the studio SANDVIK was good. 

The tribute to the long-range lyricism: an orange truck with an index plate “SNATCH IT”. 

The driver of the orange truck is telling the story how he broke his leg during the training lap.

One of the showgirls at the finish.

A girl in the crowd: a typical Anglo-Saxon face. 

A hard-rock driver! A strange device in the form of a heavy-metal guitar. It’s stable, I think, but not very fast.

By the way, the speed was honestly measured with GPS-trackers, and a strict  guy at the finish put them together under the drivers’ signatures.

A fashionable bolide “The Flying Indian: to live for to fly”. It was one of the fastest and with a hint of Anthony Hopkins.

A melancholy girl with a mobile.

As far as I remember from physics courses it is important to minimize the air resistance and the friction in wheel jointings to gain a maximum speed. That is why a carefully made compact bolide shaped as a RedBull can used to become a winner many times.

And finally I will show a video where twenty racers “make jumps”.

That is the end of my short photo report about the RedBull race in Auckland Domain. It is alarmingly warm here, in Auckland, and the water in the crater of Ruapehu Volcano is getting hotter.

День в горной части Вьетнама на мотоцикле

Здесь в Хой Ане, во время проливных дождей 2008 года, в свой День рождения решил сделать «что-нибудь этакое» и поддался на уговоры двух бывших военных: купил тур по горам средней части Вьетама. Два опытных, судя по показанным фотографиям и многочисленным отзывам других туристов, гида взялись нас экипировать и прокатить с ветерком на своих надёжных Suzuki.

Четыре года назад небольшая компания называлась Easy Riders и состояла из двух вьетнамцев на относительно мощных мотоциклах. Один неплохо говорил по-английски, был во время вьетнамской войны переводчиком. Второй, крепкий вьетнамец со шрамом на щеке, совсем не говорил, но именно он, проявив чудеса обаяния, ухитрился продать нам это развлечение.

Я совершенно случайно поинтересовался, что это за ребята у какого-то скандинава, которого они доставили в отель по соседству, где-то неподалёку от центр Хой Ана. Тот вкратце описал суть мероприятия: несколько дней на мотоцикле кататься по горным районам, плащи дадут, вещи упакуют, чтобы не промокли. Осталось договориться о цене. Стоить заметить, «на работу» человек со шрамом пришёл подготовленный. Без единого слова — я, признаться, сперва посчитал, что он немой — он жестами описал маршрут, через несколько секунд достал толстый блокнот с картами, фотографиями и многочисленными «ура-отзывами» предыдущих клиентов.

Сошлись на, если мне не изменяет память, 150 USD в день с человека. Ранним утром, за день до своего 26-летия, я привязал рюкзак к боку мотоцикла, и мы понеслись через рисовые поля и леса. Договор был такой, что я буду хлопать по плечу, если нужно остановиться пофотографировать.

В продолжении поста смотрите несколько десятков фотографий с комментариями. Настоящие вьетнамские джунгли, пионеры и горная деревня, где живут малые народности.

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RedBull Racing of Homemade Vehicles, New Zealand, 2011

In Auckland, if there is some event at weekends, the whole town gather to see it. It happened this way on the day of a RedBull race in the central park Auckland Domain. That piece of fun was zany in a boyish way: the participants were to race down a winding road. They were encouraged by loud cries of narrators and by the undivided attention of judges.

Not all the racing cars happened to be reliable and some of them safely fell to pieces on sharp turns. The participants willing to make a jump from a low jumping-place got additional points from perfectly mild judges. The day was fine and warm, and it was rather intriguing to go to the park for a walk, the more so because there was a good reason for that.

I spread my face with sun creme, took the 50 mm portrait lens and went to take pictures of ordinary Kiwi people being out for a good time in Indian summer. In Auckland it was still warm: +22° C during the day time. And it was even hotter in the sun. The sun is quite hot here in New Zealand because of much talked-about ozone holes.

It is a city museum on the top of the hill in the largest town park Auckland Domain.

A local producer of the most tasty and useful burgers of all harmful ones produced under the name of BurgerFuel provided purple rugs for the event, which were fastened to the ground for the guests of the show to sit. Everything happening on the racing route was broadcast on a big display.

The main race sponsor was the RedBull company. So alcohol was replaced by energy drinks. It is highly prohibited to have a drink in the park as well as in the rest of the town places.

Those who didn’t get the places on purple rugs sat right on the grass.

A little brown bag and a small sample of a New Zealand fashion which, as many of newcomers believe,   doesn’t exist at all.

All the matter is in magic stripes. To see what was happening in the start the spectators had to rise to the tips of their toes.

Any work, even if it connected to the super expensive equipment and a million of buttons and sliders, may become a fixed routine. Again and again I see that fucked out face expression of audio men and video operators.

As you can guess, a purple color is a company’s color of BurgerFuel. The name of the company one can read at the breast of an attractive promo girl in purple glasses. 

In the foreground there is a roadster, which is the main kind of transport for many and many Auckland townsmen. One can cycle almost to every place in Auckland. Of course I have got a driver’s license but I still use my pedal “horse” on every possible occasion. 

A wheeled green coffin was a racing apparatus in the form of a Whiffle. Being steady and fast, it made a good jump from the jumping-off place and got additional points.

Even on an overcast day one can get solar burns, become pretty swelled and, as a result, considerably upset.

A grey-haired operator of New Zealand TV.

A racing car in the form of Mt. Taranaki. It fell to pieces closer to the end of the racing route.

No huge TV set with humorous narrators along the route, so people were generally bored when they were waiting for every next participant to appear.

I am not a great fan of horror-film series “Scream” and I can’t say for sure what exactly that vehicle resembles.

The masked man toppled over on the very turn where I took the photo. He was picked by rescuers who came by a car with yellow flashers.

A new fashion of the year – glasses with colored reflective surface. Don’t know about you but I liked them.

Being a person who spends most of the time in the semidarkness of enclosed spaces I feel awful discomfort when go out without dark glasses.

A very fast racing car in the form of a green carrot. If some of you, who have visited the event, remember what it was, please, write in comments.

In conclusion I will show a portrait of an unknown boy picked out of the crowd at random, the portrait lens was used according to its intended purpose.

Other details of the event you can read on the RedBull site. Here you can read of a ‘wonderful’ RedBull-diet which helped a 23-year-old girl to loose weight from 105 kg up to 60 kg. Just 10-14 cans of energy drink plus a handful of honey chips a day and (oh, wonder!) your appetite is almost lost! Of course she has now great problems with health. Well, sure she is a girl of considerable intelligence. I want to remind you that in Norway, Denmark, and Uruguay the RedBull products are prohibited as addictive and harmful.

 

Пятимерные Россия и Новая Зеландия

Здесь в Окленде, общаясь со знакомыми и близкими, я нередко наталкиваюсь на стены непонимания, которые с годами (а уж скоро шесть лет будет, как я не живу в России) всё сложнее обойти. Многие моменты, которые в России кажутся нормой, извне выглядят, как, даже извиняться не буду, полный пиздец.

Не люблю метаться от рассказов бабушек на завалинке до перепостов новостных сайтов и интерпретаций политической «аналитики» любой полярности. Очень давно хотелось найти упрощённую схему, которая бы с некоторой — достаточной лично для меня — степенью правдивости описывала различия в культурах стран. Чтобы можно было на всякие ужасы и глупости отвечать: «Это очевидно, у них же в стране M-фактор зашкаливает». Одним параметром обойтись не получилось, нашлось пять.

В книге об истоках гиперуспеха Outliers: The Story of Success Малколм Глэдуэлл упомянул пятимерную систему голландского социолога Герта Хофстеде. Чтобы разобраться, как лучше настроить процессы в глобальной компании IBM, он в далёких восьмидесятых на основе данных шестидесятых (116 человек прошли тестирование) предложил совокупность показателей, определяющих культурные характеристики различных народов. По мнению Герта эти характеристики позволяют эффективнее управлять подразделениями компании в разных концах света. За тридцать лет список стран и количество опрошенных многократно увеличилось.

Показатели метрик социолога из Нидерландов очень хорошо легли на моё субъективное восприятие реальностей России и Новой Зеландии. В продолжении поста вы найдёте много текста на эту тему. Повторюсь, всё нижеописанное не плохо, и не хорошо, но лишь показывает насколько здесь другая планета.

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